Cstan98 Satan Tricks

 

 

  1. Definition Of Satan Tricks

    I define satans as those very smart people who do things not according to Jedi 5 Thou Shall Nots. I define satan tricks as the methods they use to control this planet. They hit under the belt. Therefore, we need to know them, so as to counter-strokes.

  2. "Pearls" In Penis.

    Some satanic males put metal pearls embedded into their penis. These metal pearls will cause vaginal breeding in females. The females pain like hell. Moreover, if the satanic males are HIV infected, the HIV virus will enter the females' blood stream & make them terminally-ill with terminal stage of HIV. Moreover, most females after too many "breeding" intercourses have vagina so damaged, they cannot have children.

  3. Castrated Males.

    It is mentioned in Bible. There are group of satanic males called "castrate males". I think they are those male who have big penis implant. Their organ penis are so damaged, the penis have difficulties to erect. They need huge numbers of sexy females, female prostitutes for oral sex & anal intercourse to ejaculate. To maintain these army of female prostitutes they need power in politics, government & business corporations. With "big penis", you just drink many water to ejaculate + do many "no feeling" intercourse to make your wife very orgasmic (for her only).

  4. Sell Soul.

    Many have sell their souls to satan. After their souls are sold, demon souls take over the human bodies. The demon soul body seem to become more handsome & wealthy & more successful. But the old souls are trapped in satanic palaces suffering with endless tortures. I hear their screams all the time. The satans like to put souls in jars with concentrated acids inside to make the souls scream "orgasmic sounds". That is why I hate satans troops so much.

  5. War To Kill Male Soldiers.

    To maintain polygamy structure & to get rid of excess males, send out many unmarried male soldiers to get kill in wars.

  6. Super-race Breeding.

    Trying to breed a superior race, but because of genetic mutations. The offsprings become defective. Because of God Karma Laws = virtues improve genes, sins deteriorate genes.

  7. Cheat In Exams.

    The satans' children cheat in schools exam. Either their teachers reveal the exam questions before hand or they know spells to read other students writing answers. Why I am so smart is because I never cheat in exams. I answer all the exams from primary school to university & graduate with a NUS BBA degree based on my hard studying.

  8. Mess Up Your Lawyer Team.

    When satans fight court cases with you, they will ensure you get a bad performance lawyer team to represent you, so that you will lose your court cases.

  9. Blood Donation.

    Ask you to donate blood so that old satans can change their whole body blood monthly to maintain their health even at old age.

  10. Stealing Pre-Paid Cards

    Some foods & transport pre-paid cards gives rebates & discounts. Some cards are honest, but there are those who steal your pre-paid cards storage value. If you remember your pre-paid cards last storage value to the dollar (forget the cents). You notice for example your last store value is S$39 in 23/09/2011. After 5 days, you use the card again in 28/09/2011, the opening store value is S$35. S$4 is missing. They cheats. The best is use cash, do not use pre-paid cards.

  11. Their Accounts NETS & Credit Card Readers.

    NETS is a Singapore shopping payment method using bank card. When you close shop, they go into the shop to change the NETS depositing accounts number into their bank accounts. So that you do not receive all the NETS payment. Their shop owners must check daily every start of shop opening that the NETS reader depositing bank accounts number is correct. Same as credit cards readers. No unauthorised persons should be allowed to re-program the NETS & credit cards readers.

  12. Internet Banking.

    Welcome you to do internet banking in putting money in bank, unit trusts, gold or shares. So that when you die, there is no black & white hardcopy for your wife to know you have them. It is best you keep a folder file where you can tell your wife where all the money are. So that if you die in an accident, your wife can claim some money to feed the children.

  13. Put High Blood Pressure Chemicals In Your Drinks & Foods.

    If you are a vegetarian, by right you should not have high blood pressure. The satan put high blood pressure chemicals in your tap water, drinks, foods & medications to make you high blood pressure.

  14. Mess Up Your High Blood Pressure Reports & Other Reports.

    When you have headaches, you know you have high blood pressure & is going to suffer a stroke. You go doctor & check. The blood pressure measuring machine is satanic made to falsify the blood pressure reports. Same for proteins in urine report & high sugars in your blood reports.

  15. Intercept Spec Order.

    When you change order a new spectacle, satan intercept the spec order & give you not your specification. It is best when you go shop to receive your spectacle. Ask the shop assistant to measure the degrees of the spectacle that the degrees fit the order. And test wear to know that the shop assistant is not lying.

  16. Satanic Church.

    Do you know a satanic church is growing the governments of this planet. Their members are only for those rich & powerful only. Once you are elected president or prime minister. Their members will approach you. You go to that satanic church everything look like a jesus christ church. There are many levels for you to attain. Once you attain the highest level when you are member, they will unveil the picture who they worship. A "goat" = a two horns human who is the devil. If you do not stay to worship this "goat", you will be removed from power of your president or prime minister. This satanic church is powerful enough to remove presidents & prime minister positions.

  17. Turn All Females To Prostitutes.

    The satan wants to turn all females into their satanic army prostitutes. They will make your female daughters cannot find jobs & therefore no money for foods. Therefore, turning them into satanic army prostitutes. Monopoly of females. So that the only way for a male to have sex, is to join their satanic army to play these females prostitutes.

  18. Make You Jobless.

    If you do not vote for that satan, it will bribe your supervisor to overload you with jobs, so that you quit. Then jam your communication like mobile, email & postal so that you cannot get a new job.

  19. Make You Mental Illed.

    No matter which job (except Black & White jobs) you go, job pressurize you so much that you breakdown mentally illed. So sometimes although Black & White jobs the pay is lower, but they are not so pressurizing & the jobs are more meaningful.

  20. Kill You.

    Kill you to inherit your money. Or if you are winning court cases, kill you first. So sometimes it is better to win 70%, 30% money give to satanic people.

  21. Satanic Break Your Willpower.

    From Napoleon Hill's Outwitting The Devil, book. The interview with the devil shows that the devil create cigarettes & pornography to break your willpower. So that your soul belongs to him. Be determined. Quit cigarettes & pornography.

  22. Satanic Black Widow Female.

    There are some satanic females who addicted to sex. Marry you. Want sex 3 times every night. The male husband will die of exhaustion ejaculations. After the husband dies, the satanic female remarry to repeat stroke to gain more inherited wealth.

  23. Swop Your Son For His Daughter.

    They want sons, but they keep getting daughters. So they swop their daughters for your sons. Saying you give birth to a female, when you give birth to a male. The best way to prevent this, is to give birth at your home with the help of a midwife.

  24. Maid Daughter-In-Law

    Some maid comes to your millionaire family to work. The maid seduces your teenager son, get pregnant to become your daughter-in-law. So to become rich. Need to discipline your son not to sex mess around with the maid.

  25. Many ID Polygamy.

    Although a country has laws to be monogamy. Some males are issued with many identity card id, & able to trick many single female to marry him (it is legal for him to remarry with another identity id). They become just a sub-wife. During courtship, a female is almost able to see every day. But after marriage honeymoon, he just disappear & see you once a month. Saying he is aboard doing overseas duty, actually courting more sub-wives. If after married, you (female) never see him again, just have some monthly allowances credited into your account. Most likely you have been polygamy conned.

  26. Contracts Binding in Dreams.

    The satans enter your dreams & make you promise them things. Whatever you promise them in dreams, they say they are binding.

  27. Gold Inside Common Coins.

    Put gold inside one dollar coins (for example). When you spend the "gold coin", you finish spending your money fate.

  28. Money On The Floor.

    Drop money of satanic value on the floor. When you pick up the money, your energies & happiness fate is drained. Saying you exchange your energies & happiness fate for that money sum.

  29. Coke Light & Coke Zero.

    The coke light & coke zero are for diabetics as they cannot take sugar drinks. Some satan will put sugars in coke light & coke zero to make your diabetics worse. So for diabetics do not take sweet things even they are declared sugar-free. This will save your hands & legs being amputated & going blind.

  30. Loud IPod.

    Make your iPod headphone very loud so that your ears become deaf.

  31. Absorbed GST.

    Some shops absorbed GST (Good & Service Tax) on their goods. They say the GST they absorbed is the part money they pay for the goods the goods you buy. They energy drain the GST they absorbed. The solution is to do not buy from them. You can pay them the GST back by posting cash in envelope into their mail box (by writing of Return Of GST).

  32. Organs Harvesting.

    Do not sign that organs donation form. You will be killed to harvest your body organs.

  33. Free Plastic Bags.

    Most stores in Singapore give free plastic bags when you buy things. When at home, if you don't throw them away, then you get energy drained. But if you don't ask for them, you get energy drained also. Especially for those items on sale that have no cashier receipt. This is because another energy drainer pay for it, the seller no choice give energy draining plastic bag to account for it, as you pay for the item also. So try to get plastic bags, but after home, remember to throw them away.

  34. Play Wife Pornography.

    If you masturbate using satanic pornography, they will play your wife-to-be or wife-who-has-died.

  35. Energy Draining Discount.

    Some shops like to give you discount, then drain your energy for that money discount. But you need to buy from them. How? You just buy multiple items, compare the cashier receipts. How much is the discount? Then throw away that discount value money. Before you throw the money, heart pray tell to them satans & God "I throw away these money for that receipt." (*If you are almost dying out of energy, it may be you have in procession of huge large quantities of unchecked discounts items in your house/room. It is better to start anew, you throw away all items. Rebuy them, checking the cashier receipts, & throw away discount value of items as say earlier. This is the only way to save your life.) (*That is why? When a people is being drained near death, he will become mental illed & start throwing things away. After throwing things away, he feels much better. He buys back things, relapse, mental illed, start throwing things again. Cycle repeat. He is not mental illed, he just do not like to be energy drained.)

  36. Satanic Bed.

    If your bed is too comfortable, you will be sleeping in bed for very long. Wasting your life. Go for uncomfortable bed, so you gain more time awake.

  37. Bad Lucks Pornography.

    Do you know if you cut off pornography, you will be blessed with good lucks from God? If you are a virgin or abstain from sex, you will be additional blessed with good lucks from God.

  38. Satanic Pop Songs.

    Do you know if you off the music, you can hear angels speaking to you silently?

  39. High X-Ray.

    They up the x-ray radiation dosage when you take x-ray. You just have to be very vegetarian to be radiation resistance.

  40. Medicine.

    Most medicine you can teleport out of body using sincerity. There are strains of medicine which you need to EMP (electronics magnetic pulse) first to destroy their internal battery before teleporting them out, all by sincerity. Note: EMP in body may cause cancer especially if you are non-vegetarian.

  41. Rotting Chemicals.

    They put sticky chemicals on your watch & spectacle to make your wrist & ears rot respectively. All you have to do is wash the watch & spectacle with tap water. Then stop wearing watch & spectacle until your wounds heal.

  42. Dry Throat Tea.

    Ask whether you want dry throat tea (throat cancer inducing)? After getting dry throat, drink lots of water & stop taking the same drink again.

  43. Income Tax & Product Money.

    Do you know you need to declare all income tax & pay full product licence money. For example, I need to Quicken declare-calculate full amount of S$200 monthly income + S$2.50 bank annual interests income to be free from satanic world. The they say it is a lots. For b/Bill g/Gates, I never use his pirated products since I started to work, to become that "rich".

  44. Toothaches Toothpaste.

    Some toothpaste create toothaches for you to visit dentist to put in sleepy-jammer tooth fillings.

  45. Emails Deletion & Insertion.

    You email ask Question1, Answer1 is deleted. Enemies email ask Question2, you get Answer2. Answer2 is not what you want. Sometime you get Answer10. Then all these administrative costs are charged to your income tax.

  46. Demons Fighting.

    When you become near Buddha, many demons will be fighting to pay you THAT breakfast. One will throw away MY breakfast, gives HIS breakfast as donation. Another demon will throw away THAT breakfast, & gives HIS breakfast, & so on. Do you know, instead of fighting on other people donations, you can give new donation = starts a money trust fund & send me training courses of MBA, MD & PhD. Don't you think such extra donations will be bigger than throwing other people's donations. ADD VALUE, do not no value & do not deduct value.

  47. Cold Off Aircon.

    Some aircon even when "off" still running at lowest aircon temperature to make you die of flu.

  48. Recruit Your Arch Enemies.

    Recruit your arch enemies to deal with you.

  49. Send Soldiers To Death.

    According to 'Black Hawk Down, movie'. The bill clinton administration when try to gain control of US Special Forces, decide to send them to death to take in new recruits. The Troops are sent in with little ammo, little water & misinformed into a ready & well prepared radical islamic forces. The bill clinton administration seems to be giving information & weapons to radical islamic forces. Soldiers must "know the wind direction" when there is a change in US p/President.

  50. Make Hungry To Thanks Him.

    Make you hungry, then give you foods so that you thanks him.

  51. Make Sick To Thanks Him.

    Make you sick, then cure you so that you thanks him.

  52. No Rest At Death.

    For Angels like us, there may be no rest at death. You simply go fight in another world. That is why I recommend 50% Attack (attack satanic army) + 50% Defend (take your Holiday at the same time).

  53. Disappearing Bank Accounts.

    If uncheck, bank deposit transactions do not appear.

  54. Nazi Teachers.

    Tell your children hitler is a hero role model, Jesus Christ is a fake.

  55. Kill Millionaire, Take His Property.

    Kill you to inherit your wealth by not telling you own property.

  56. Waste Time At School.

    Teachers are sent to waste your children time in schools.

  57. "Low" Crime Rate, High Accident Rate.

    All crimes are disguised as "accidents".

  58. Hedge Funds.

    Use your invested & donated funds to attack takeover your Companies or attack your Country Currencies. Making many people jobless.

  59. Hydrochloric Acid.

    Put HCl in your Vegetarian Foods so that you have gastric stomachaches.

  60. Human Meat Components In Tap Water.

    (In a pig harvesting farm, if a pig seems to gain "awareness" that he do not eat to be killed. The pig will be forced to eat pig components foods to turn him "mind craziness" & "forgetfulness". Similarly, in a human harvesting planet, if humans begins to gain "awareness". Sometimes drinking tap water makes me "mind craziness" & "forgetfulness". I think only human meat components in foods & drinks can only do this to me.)

  61. Buy Your Vegetarian Fate.

    By right, vegetarian for 20 years you will repay many bad fates & give you a good life. Sabotage you with "bad lucks", buy your 20 years vegetarian life years for $5000.

  62. Digital Wizardry.

    Computer softwares that can manipulate pictures & videos. Changing colours of people uniforms for example.

  63. Sleepy Teeth.

    Put tiny micro jamming devices into teeth fillings to make you dizzy & sleepy.

  64. Poisons Foods & Drinks.

    Put poisonous detergent liquids in your foods & drinks to make you mentally sick & depression. You just drink top 80% of hot Green Tea without tea bags. (Can experiment with other Tea or simply many 0% impurities Clean Water.)

  65. Cashier Receipts.

    When you buy things, you need to get a cashier (accounting) receipts. Or else they say the things are their, your money is their & the money changes they give you are their.

  66. Relieve Of Your Command.

    Say he is sent from your Command & ask you to do something else.

  67. Proxy Computer Screen.

    Network into thinking you are seeing the Chicken Computer.

  68. Proxy Website.

    Double-version-in-1-file your Website files with their names & photos at the site address.

  69. Proxy Phone.

    Intercept your phone calls.

  70. Proxy Email.

    Intercept your emails.

  71. Proxy Postal Mail.

    Intercept your postal mails.

  72. Steal Identity.

    Make a clone of you to steal your identity. May be cloning technology, stealth technology

  73. "Free" Things.

    Careful of free things. I have fallen sick ever since I download about 300 free ebooks into my harddisk. Have DELETE ALL free ebooks from harddisk after reading.

  74. Copyrighted Free Ebook.

    Careful of some free ebooks that will drain your energy & cause you sick. Some limited usage ebooks deleted & feel much better. (If you fall serious sick, it may be something recent you do.)

  75. "Investments".

    Ask you to secretly invest your country funds or company funds. When nothing goes wrong, a "statement of accounts" jump with returns. When you want to take out, they say you are making huge loss. You need greater investments to cover up your losses. Cycle repeat. More losses. When you no choice need to close accounts, you are required to go to their home country. Then you just disappear without any news from this planet. What do you think happen to all those third world leaders with huge foreign debts. You think they are allowed to live to expose those tricks.

  76. Radioactive Materials.

    Put radioactive materials in your water source. Give you radioactive foods & waters to make you fall sick.

  77. Dual Currency.

    Some satans say Cash is S$ & Credit Card Dollar is $. Then the exchange rate is 5 S$ = 5 million $. Totally absurd in the same country.

  78. Spiked Drinks.

    If you (female) do not know why you "do it" to the male at the disco, especially when you do not like him or not find him attractive. There is a high chance your drinks have been sex drugged.

  79. Swapped Babies.

    They swap babies so that you train & raise their offsprings. For your sons, they will teach them to fight you. For your daughters, they will "play" them like sex slaves. They do not give the love, education & foods to your Children. They just let them live & die.

  80. Different Seeds.

    They "play"& silence your Queen to let you train & raise their offsprings.

  81. Inner Circles.

    The satans place a spy inside your inner circles friends & bodyguards to know what you do & to kill you if necessary.

  82. Arranged Queen.

    The female you marry is no coincidence. They take out all "unfit" Queens candidate. Basically Arranged Marriage.

  83. Disturbed Queen.

    They threaten your Queen. They make your Queen divorce you to help you.

  84. Wolf In Sheep Clothing.

    Jesus Christ in Bible: "satans will come as wolves in sheep clothings".

  85. Sabotage.

    Once they cannot win, they will sabotage your Cultivation, Government, Military, Funding Sources etc. "The dark side has beaten us."

  86. Big Brother Watching.

    The satans will monitor what you do, how you learn, how you fight, what you thinking and try to find your weaknesses.

  87. Headache Drinks.

    Injure your brain tissue with advance technology tiny micro machines for sampling.

  88. Human Meat Harvesting.

    Planet Earth uses to be next planet for meat harvesting - us. Not because we are a delicacy, but because they hate a human kid very much. They call it "feast". We call it war.

  89. Sleepy Aircon.

    Some aircon give out sleepy gas even when not turn on. A few my cases of falling asleep, next morning suspected semen & blood sample taken.

  90. Curse Under Koran.

    Sometimes, when you talk to a female Islamic Muslim, some male jealous islamic muslim may "curse you under Koran". You either tell the Senior to chase him out of the Mosque, pray to Prophet Mohammed to un-curse or bounce it back to him like me if you are capable enough.

  91. Curse Under Bible.

    Sometimes, you go Church when talk to a female Christian, some male jealous christian may "curse you under Bible". You either tell the Pastor to chase him out of the Church, pray to Jesus Christ to un-curse or bounce it back to him like me if you are capable enough.

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