Cstan98: "tomorrow we do not know, but today we fight!"
Cstan98: "you Soldier, make us proud!"
Cstan98: "when you are not afraid of death, there are many things you can do."
Cstan98: "when we fight, we fight our best. When we rest, we rest our best."
Cstan98: "use the Power of fate, follow your heart."
Cstan98: "if you (enemy) are not afraid to die, just try." I learn from LKY.
Cstan98: "do a Zen of everything."
Cstan98: "shoot for the moon, so that you shoot on top of the mountain."
Cstan98: "we must at least try. Even it is our fate."
Cstan98: "I am aiming stalemate for 1000 years."
Cstan98: "if no one give you a job. Do free work like cleaning house, get use to working first."
Cstan98: "every good Army. Their men respect their Officers like gods."
Cstan98: "someone must do it. Why not you?"
Cstan98: "if we want our Paradise, we must fight for it."
Cstan98: "there will only be 2 worlds: God and satan. Everyone now must make a choice."
Cstan98: "females should be easy-to-date, but hard-to-get."
Cstan98: "doing business most important thing is get the right pricing."
Cstan98: "Operations should be simple. Marketing should be fun. Accounting should be no lying."
Cstan98: "Human Resource should be best team. IT should be effective. Finance should be strong."
Cstan98: "Net Worth = Net Assets - Net Liabilities."
Cstan98: "Net Income = Net Revenues - Net Expenses."
Cstan98: "Money Needs = Retirement + Protection + Enhancement."
Cstan98: "Cashflow = Cash In - Cash Out."
Cstan98: "Profit = Revenues - Expenses. You increase revenues & decrease expenses at same time."
Cstan98: "if you want to be a capable male. Then be the most capable male."
Cstan98: "if you want to be a queen. Then be the most beautiful queen."
Cstan98: "you start with a Certificate in Business Admin, then Diploma, then Degree, MBA. Then PhD in Medicine."
Cstan98: "if you are a non-Business Admin degree holder, try to get Graduate Diploma in Business Admin."
Cstan98: "if you do not accept other people free sunlight, other people won't accept your free sunlight."
Cstan98: "good things in this world, should be free. Just like sunlight."
Cstan98: "learn to fight a court case with satan in everything you do."
Cstan98: "do not too little too late."
Cstan98: "you are there, because you are Chosen."
Cstan98: "the best thing goes to the man who can wait. I mean your queen."
Cstan98: "relax. Do not worry yourself to death. Worry damages your body."
Cstan98: "it is only when you past through the Tests of Money, Power & Sex, then you become a true Jedi."
Cstan98: "meat is the source of all wars."
Cstan98: "adultery is the source of all sins."
Cstan98: "polygamy is the source of all problems."
Cstan98: "I surf YouTube because of Chad Vader, as I am actually a Metacafe Fan."
Cstan98: "the university do not make a person famous, you make the university famous."
Cstan98: "majority of good Officers feel inferior, they see too much of their few bad points."
Cstan98: "majority of bad officers feel over-confident, they see too much of their few good points."
Cstan98: "be Jedi Officers, realistically know your bad points & good points, & improve on them."
Cstan98: "I like to solve all problems when they are still small. I like to wait awhile to confirm they are problems."
Cstan98: "all the planets in the Universe may be Gods Zoo, They keep us as pets."
Cstan98: "die die also don't want lah."
Cstan98: "God does not always win. We Angels must fight for it."
Cstan98: "should you marry for looks, money or sex? The answer is all of them."
Cstan98: "the good 99% people will go God World. The bad 1% people will go satan world."
Cstan98: "it is better for a General to suffer total defeat in School, than to suffer real defeat in real wars."
Cstan98: "I may be alone, but I still have my Courage. I may be poor, but I still have my Integrity."
Cstan98: "ASSERTIVE = ASShole + assERTIVE."
Cstan98: "Singapore ALIENATION = Singapore ALIEN NATION."
Cstan98: "nuclear wars are not caused by my website down, but by my mass physical adultery or my death."
Cstan98: "sabotage by satan. Should sabotage back satan? Or to other good people? Or admit self mistake?"
Cstan98: "the Tao Program plays you = the Force will guide the most worthy Jedi to become Jedi God."
Cstan98: "to bring back Balance of the Force."
Cstan98: "the more you do, the more you good up. The more enemies do, the more they evil down. Do more."
Cstan98: "budget should be always a just nice."
Cstan98: "good player can always beat the enemies game rules in their own game."
Cstan98: "we are so use to problems. One day without problems give us problems."
Cstan98: "enemy troops cannot take too many transactions."
Cstan98: "enemy troops are recruited because they are stupid enough to obey orders."
Cstan98: "I was the Main Tao Programmer, many many many many Creations ago."
Cstan98: "all the problems begin when the female is created. That is when sex orgasm is created."
Cstan98: "at that time, sex knowledge is impossible to master, not worthy to have, & help us forget boring."
Cstan98: "then Angels start to FALLEN. Division among our ranks appear."
Cstan98: "we are hit very hard."
Cstan98: "these satans seem to want to be like us, want to create, want to order, but it is negative."
Cstan98: "and like us Buddha Angels, indestructible nature = once create, it exists."
Cstan98: "I am very sorry for creating sex. But done, already done."
Cstan98: "the earlier I die, the earlier I go Heaven. Is just that there many Angels who I will be leaving behind."
Cstan98: "must finish all things now. To you may be 1 second, to others may be 1000s of years."
Cstan98: "filial piety & no adultery to gain basic enormous Virtues."
Cstan98: "if you strongly want to solve a problem, it can be solved."
Cstan98: "we spend too much time on politics, too little time on Government."
Cstan98: "my Website belong to the World, not to 1 person LKYX or WCX.
Cstan98: "the first War will happen in Singapore, the last War in China mainland."
Cstan98: "history is written by people who survive, not by people who kill Jesus Christ."
Cstan98: "if there is no Jesus Christ, there will be no USA Declaration of Liberation from oppression."
Cstan98: "I will solve the World Fat Problem once & for all."
Cstan98: "I thought the world problem is about sex & food, then it turns out to be a marriage frustration problem."
Cstan98: "marriage frustration problem = no one wants to marry me, the one I love do not love me, etc."
Cstan98: "there are 3 F words all Government Angels must know. Food, F**k & Fat."
Cstan98: "3V = Virginity, Vegetarian, Virtues."
Cstan98: "if I die, please be careful & do not make my mistakes."
Cstan98: "not for glory, not for fame, just to show that I can."
Cstan98: "I am not a Great Leader, I am just someone who wants good Government to work."
Cstan98: "old economy = ensure other people cannot, New Economy = ensure everyone can."
Cstan98: "old economy = take as much from other people, New Economy = ensure everyone has enough."
Cstan98: "I am good only in the important things & know a bit of almost everything."
Cstan98: "it is better to do little everyday, than to do many then stop."
Cstan98: "it is better not to have hidden court cases, so that he will not repeat the same mistakes."
Cstan98: "if you cry on God's Shoulder, God cry on whose shoulder?"
Cstan98: "it is better we Angels solve our own problems, so God needs not worry so much."
Cstan98: "female breasts swell to give baby milk, we males are so particular about breasts swelling (breasts size)."
Cstan98: "does Cstan98 walks this way. No, Cstan98 walks in cute-cute way."
Cstan98: "if we give money to beggars, soon or later we will become beggars ourselves."
Cstan98: "but if we guide beggars to be non-beggars, then we successfully make some people to be productive again."
Cstan98: "when you solve problems, you are the solution. But when all problems solve, you become the problem."
Cstan98: "I am willing to lose an island to save the planet. Willing to lose a planet to save the Universe."
Cstan98: "to live on this planet. You must NOT fight with demons for sex (females), money & power which they like."
Cstan98: "I am not terrorist threatening, I am doing a business proposition negotiation. I am a BBA graduate."
Cstan98: "if there is a GOOD God, and you have been doing His Job, He soon let you become co-God."
Cstan98: "if there is not a GOOD God, since you walk the talk (do like One), everyone will support you as God."
Cstan98: "satanic mother & her kings seems only know how to spend, but do not know how to earn."
Cstan98: "good Officer & good Officer confirm will crash, as giving each other problems, then become good friends."
Cstan98: "if you do not like the world. Study hard, change the world."
Cstan98: "God does not create us to suffer in Hell. God creates Hell to punish us so we go Heaven."
Cstan98: "Economy. For free markets to work, there must be perfect information."
Cstan98: "lasting marriage. Female solid body creates short term, her looks mid-term, her character that creates long term."
Cstan98: "the best wife is you see her at first very ugly, then find her more & more beautiful each day."
Cstan98: "the worst wife is you see her at first very beautiful, then find her more & more ugly each day."
Cstan98: "if a female is so beautiful (her face), you will just keep looking at the face, forgetting about her breasts."
Cstan98: "everything is going according to plan. Sometimes, no fixed plan is also a plan."
Cstan98: "a soldier kills with M16. An officer kills with a pen. A blogger angel kills with keyboard."
Cstan98: "the best thing about marriage, is that you can watch your wife ages & her breasts size increase over the years."
Cstan98: "my name is Rick."
陳俊雄：“奸王的军队叫走狗。圣王的军队叫天兵。”
陳俊雄：“男人和女人都是女人养大的。男人和女人都是男人搞出来的。天下这么乱，女人要付一半责任。”
陳俊雄：“如果什么都不会，学啦。没有人生下来什么都会的。”
陳俊雄：“我的皇后的理财方法。我的钱都是她的。她的钱还是她的。我的天下都是因为她而打出来的。”
陳俊雄：“素猫是不偷吃鱼的。因为他们是吃素的。（有一些女人指男人，那一只猫不偷吃鱼。）”
陳俊雄：“念念定天下。”
陳俊雄：“一定是，一定是。”
陳俊雄：“应该没有问题，应该没有问题。”
陳俊雄：“人可死，志不可夺。”
陳俊雄：“高手和苯蛋有时是分不出的。“
陳俊雄：“领袖和神精病有时是分不出的。“
陳俊雄：“要使心爱的女人始心踏地的跟着您是有办法的。“
陳俊雄：“要使星球或公司治理的和平盛世是有办法的。“
陳俊雄：“女人是最美丽和最可怕的东西。越美越可怕。”
陳俊雄：“星球住扎天使要是失去处男。星球可能会大乱。”
陳俊雄：“飞镖一大堆。飞镖飞到乱。我是接飞镖长大的。”
陳俊雄：“我虽然没法保证明年三十九岁还是处男，但我保证今晚还是。“
陳俊雄：“搞什么鸡鸡。”
陳俊雄：“当打到时。我一定搬家。这么吵怎么做事。”
陳俊雄：”不管谁是皇帝。百姓有学校上，有饭吃就是好皇帝。”
陳俊雄：“兵荒马乱时，每一个皇帝都说自己是好人。最好是看戏就好。”
陳俊雄：“我喜欢一本好书多过一个来历不明的女人。用过的condom谁会要。”
陳俊雄：“美女给处男修道人，就好像跑车给没有驾车执照的人。很想，不敢。”
陳俊雄："我们以前的好皇帝去了那里？”
陳俊雄："当你不贪色，不贪财，不贪名，不贪位。敌人的鱼钩拿你没办法。”
陳俊雄："当我的皇后很简单。要漂漂亮亮，每晚给我做（减压吗），和成为每一个女孩子的榜样就可以了。”
陳俊雄："当忠臣英雄比较好。小孩子和狗狗比较喜欢你。”
陳俊雄：“笨蛋是杀不完的。又来一个。”
陳俊雄："狗咬熊猫，不爽。魔咬佛，不爽。”
陳俊雄：“当熊猫真苦，每个人好不容易来看你，多得不得了，你累不看她他，就说你骄傲。”
陳俊雄："女人十八一朵花。男人三十一朵花。”
陳俊雄："要搞女人就搞她的心。要搞男人就搞他的眼睛。”
陳俊雄：“打架的罗汉，是不走猫步的。”
陳俊雄：“君子爱财，取之有道。君子爱色，娶之有道。”
陳俊雄：“女人房中术。女人三十如狼，四十如虎，五十能吸土。“
陳俊雄：“五百岁处男房中术。如果没手淫，一晚比一晚难挨。”
陳俊雄：“作善有善报？还是作恶有善报？还是作善恶有善报？还是不作有善报？”
陳俊雄：“多情人 = 多磨。”
陳俊雄：“家穷出孝子。国乱出忠臣。天下大乱出圣贤。”
陳俊雄：“有钱能使鬼推磨。没钱能活像神仙。”
陳俊雄：“真金不怕火炼。真果不怕魔毁。”
陳俊雄：“如果我走火入魔，天下会有很大浩劫。所以全部半快半慢。”
陳俊雄：“做人就是 = 帮众生还债 + 造福祖先和子孙。”
陳俊雄：“只要我们拼命赚钱拼命做功德，我相信一定可以把钱债功德债还清的。”
陳俊雄：“一日为师终身为父，但有所谓的大义灭亲。”
陳俊雄：“不管多苦的因果，都要把它们吃下去。”
陳俊雄：“这个世界不需要多一个花心大明星，它需要多一个处男。”
陳俊雄：“道高一尺，魔高一丈，接魔全招。”
陳俊雄：“根本不用对付小人，小人自然有死对头。”
陳俊雄：“香火给神明，就好像功德给仙佛，钱给人一样。”
陳俊雄：“笨男人抢，聪明男人娶。”
陳俊雄：(多数好男女不能在一起的原因) 男：“她有男朋友了。"
陳俊雄：(多数好男女不能在一起的原因) 女：“他没有追我。”
陳俊雄：“有一些100年结婚就死，有一些48000年结婚才死。（我指人的寿命）。”
陳俊雄：“只要我们每天练武功，不相信十年后不会变成半个李连杰。”
陳俊雄：“談戀愛的女人最漂亮。沒有煩惱的男人最可愛。＂
陳俊雄：“（我必须以身作则）花在看花。花不在不想花。（花 = 美女）。”
陳俊雄：“我非常好色，也非常守身。我非常有钱，也非常没有钱。我房中术非常知道，也非常没有用过。”
陳俊雄：“如果你生一个地狱小孩（放出一个地狱妖魔鬼怪），你必须把他养大（让他不成问题）。”
陳俊雄：“我好想当乌龟 = 天下太平，每天被一个包包 (backpack)，到处逛街，没有问题需要我管。”
陳俊雄：“太好菩萨太多，变一点坏罗汉，就接近佛道。”
陳俊雄：“太坏罗汉太多，变一点好菩萨，就接近佛道。”
陳俊雄：“Ms Ng 驯夫有道。看招学招 counterstroke. 陳俊雄 驯皇后有道。"
陳俊雄：“追女孩子和卖保险一样，胆要大，心要细。”
陳俊雄：“我很久就讲了。现在的美女是以前的丑女人变的。以后的美女是现在的丑女人变的。”
陳俊雄：“我是成熟男人的身体，小孩子的心 = 性行为应该这样，然后这样，应该是吧，对吗？”
陳俊雄：“（很可爱的样子）你们在玩什么？我可以加入吗？”
陳俊雄：“女人发肥，男人要付一半责任，因为男人不搞她。”
陳俊雄：“男人乱搞，女人要付一半责任，因为女人吃太肥。”
陳俊雄：“女人太过瘦，是一条瘦直线，对男人没有作用。”
陳俊雄：“女人太过肥，是一条肥直线，对男人没有作用。”
陳俊雄：“女人身材刚刚好，可以对任何男人有理想作用。”
陳俊雄：“我应该让更多人上天堂，而不是让更多人下地狱。”
Sherlock Holmes: "from the cigarette putt, expensive = rich, good teeth = 20-30 years old."
Risk Game: "there is a big risk, friends who play with you become 1 week long enemies."
Monopoly Game: "you may be a Bill Gates with those money, to God you are just playing monopoly."
Cluedo Game: "I do not have a clue how to win this game."
Sorry Game: "sorry I have never play this game before. (I think it is airplanes chess western version.)"
Buddha: "life in this world is a temporary flow in time."
Buddha: "we must use this time to reduce self sufferings, learn more & improve self more."
Buddha: "until we reach Nirvana (an enlightenment heaven world in its flow in time)."
Cstan98: "why not create Nirvana (heaven world) in our world in this time."
Zheng Yan Nun: "greed is like thirst."
Zheng Yan Nun: "we eat not for taste, but for filling."
Zheng Yan Nun: "we wear clothes not for status, but to cover ourselves."
Zheng Yan Nun: "we live in houses not for big, but for shelter."
韩剧："（女对男）有女朋友吗？我指你的狗。“
日本沉没："（女对男）这是爱情。我指我的工作。”
S.H.E 五月天 MV： “（男对女）我不是要吻你，我是要拿你身上的小花。”
不能说的秘密：“我不是读书聪明，是厉害。”
IQ博士：“（博士对自己说：）嫁给我好吗？（漂亮女老师：）好啊。（博士：）这么容易。”
IQ博士：“女小机器人到处找坏人来打，把坏人吓死。”
龙猫：“（小龙猫：）这么有人在注意我。跟踪我。Heat flares. Grenades. 地雷。大便。 #&*@.....”
陳俊雄："小仙女们其实很喜欢在这星球开店做生意。“
小仙女：“欢迎观临。每次都看你来看那个DVD。你那么喜欢那个DVD，我就便宜$5卖给你。”
陳俊雄：“都是这个星球打到乱。所以很多人不敢来做生意。”
乱马：“（老板娘对乱马：）你好可爱，多送你一个菜包。（乱马：）买东西，还是女孩子好。”
乱马：“（姐妹对未婚妻跑来调查：）还是关心老公，必尽是老公。”
乱马："这么凶。笑一点比较可爱。”
Cstan98: "surrender?" Cherie: "never!"
倚天屠龙记：“（一百岁处男张三丰：）记得留住处男。学什么武功都比较快。”
（很多男人说我讲鸟话。）陳俊雄：“混口饭吃吗。”
陳俊雄：“我的鸟话 = 鸟鸟鸟，鸟鸟鸟，.....”
俗语：“君子报仇，十年不晚。”
陳俊雄：“肥妞报仇，十年不晚。”
兵法：“请将，不如激将。”
陳俊雄：“请肥妞，不如激肥妞。”
陳俊雄：“那里懂你们搞什么鸡鸡。”
阿官男人：“（娘娘腔的样子）不要这样吗。”
（梁武帝问达摩）：“我做这，有没有功德？” 达摩：“没有功德。（问，就没有功德。没问，就有功德。）”
陳俊雄：“你还要不要问我呀？当你想都不应该想，你还敢问。”
A Female: "(with my solid body) so long God is a male, better still, he can be seduced."
Cstan98: "that's why, if you cannot 500 years virginity (& still look very solid), you say you are God, I say you are bullshitting."
娥媚派：“剑在人在，剑亡人亡。”
投名状：“记住自己的脸，是你自己杀自己的，我没有杀你。下一世投胎找自己报仇。”
陳俊雄：“沉迷赌博的算出。当你越来越能算出，你就越来越失去纯洁的自己。不要赚到世界，却失去自己。”
陳俊雄：“所以沉迷赌的，就会走魔需要嫖。到时又大赌大嫖，就会犯上偷和杀。”
一个人：“大赌很接近偷，大嫖很接近杀。”
Sun Zi: "governing a big army is same governing a small army. The same principles apply."
Cstan98: "cultivating with many fighting enemies is same cultivating living alone. The same principles apply."
陳俊雄：“我是我敌人我会这样作，所以他们一定这样做。”
A US Senator: "if you enter a room, & do not know who is for or against you, you shouldn't be in politics."
俗语：“富在深山有远亲，穷苦闹市无近邻。”
One Old Chinese Primer Minister: "I govern the Empire by half book of Confucius' Analects."
如果你要那个陌生女人跑掉：“（假裝很丑又流鼻涕的样子）姐姐，你的奶奶可不可以给我摸一下。”
给我机会的女：“我多数教她们变得更美。让她们别的好姻缘来。不用再给我机会。”
Book, Why Men (non-female) Earn More. Cstan98 "stop being a sissy (female), & fight like a man (male)."
Book title, Why Men Like Bitch. Cstan98: "because they are thinner."
Book title, So What If You Don't Have A Degree: "stop being a cry baby, & earn your degree."
Cstan98 To Cstan98: "you look in <> look out. You don't look in to look in. You don't look out to look out."
Jesus Christ: "1 returned lost sheep is better than the 9 sheep which stay along with me."
Camp Swampy General: "(about Private Beatle) now what?"
Japanese Department General Manager: "(him to me Admin Manager seeing him) WHAT?"
Arabic Proverb: "trust Allah, but tie your camel."
South Korean Christians in Afghanistan: "trust God, but bring your M16."
Foreign Worker T-Shirt: "if you do not like my attitude, dial 1800-eatshit (he means you eat shit)."
Female T-Shirt: "Wife-In-Training."
Female T-Shirt: "I am not drunk enough to date you."
Music Band Team T-Shirt: "when all words fail, music rules."
Female Bag: "good friends go shopping together even after a fight."
台湾 7-11 Hello Kitty 广告：“（鸟的样子）Hello Kitty 笔也是笔。”
台湾 7-11 Hello Kitty 广告：“那个不能吃。”
台湾 7-11 Hello Kitty 广告：“老师，他偷看。”
台湾 MV：“2007年 = 女人被奸杀。16007年 = 男人被奸杀。”
Ms Ng: “男人有钱就变心。”
陳俊雄：“男人太过有钱或太过没钱都会变心。未婚妻的道行极极的烂。”
Ms Ng: “男人有美女看就变心。”
陳俊雄：“男人太过有美女看或太过没有美女看都会变心。未婚妻的道行极极的烂。”
成龙：“我犯到所有男人会犯的错。”
陳俊雄：“我希望不会犯到所有男人会犯的错。”
CNN: "for some, near enough is good enough. For others, good enough is never enough."
Cstan98: "for me, good enough is good enough."
B&D HR Director: "normally when people are given a job, they will do very hard to perform."
B&D HR Director: "people fight with authority because they have no choice."
Cstan98: "Money. Manpower. Management."
Cstan98: "Troops. Training. Tactics."
Cstan98: "System. Strategy. Score."
Cstan98: "Plan <> Execute."
SAF: "Communication. Command. Control."
Computer Security: "All the d words. Destroy. Delay. Detain. Deter. Disable. Defend."
Someone: "males give love for sex. Females give sex for love."
陳俊雄：“男人好色。女人好情。”
小玉：“嘿嘿嘿。”
Shaun The Sheep: "heeheehee ....."
太上老君：“我因为一个女而得到天下。负了那个女天下则大乱。”
女人计：“一哭，二闹，三上吊。”
男人计：“装死，装睡，装傻。”
俗语："针对事，不针对人。“
陳俊雄：”针对大事，不针对小事。“
One Christian advise old me: "you cannot even differentiate good person or bad person to talk to."
陳俊雄：“好人害你来帮你，坏人帮你来害你。”
Millionaire Friend & Cstan98: "we slowly step by step get the effects we want."
One CEO advises me: "why don't you expand your family business, instead keep on running from collapsing business."
United States Democracy: "for the People, by the People."
Singapore Republic: "regardless of Race or Religion."
孙中山先生："三民主义 = 民族(Unity)，民权 (Freedom)，民生(People)。
孙中山先生："不立志做大官，立志做大事。”
陳俊雄："不立志做大官，立志做大佛祖。”
French Emperor Napoleon: "a Solider who does not aspire to become a General, is not a good soldier."
李连杰：“一山还有一山高。”
成语：“青出于蓝。后浪推前浪。天外有天。”
阿妹：“全部姐妹站起来。“
陳俊雄：“团结就是力量。”
Ms Ng: "好姐妹是不抢别人老公的。“
陳俊雄："disturb 一下，不会死。点到为止。”
陳俊雄：“当您成功和不成功一个男人，爽。成功 = “动” 他一点点。不成功 = 还是动不了他。”
陳俊雄：“老婆管是应该的。担心吗。“
Nike: "Just Do It."
Adidas: "Impossible Is Nothing."
MTV: "Do The Right Thing."
Philips: "Let's Make Things Better."
Duracell: "Never say die."
Zen Master: "every leaf falls at the right place."
Zen Master: "when you look in front, there are many roads. When you look behind, there is only ONE Road."
俗语：“山高有仙则灵。”
陳俊雄：“新加坡动物园有陳俊雄乌龟则灵。”
俗语：“好马不吃回头草。”
陳俊雄：“好女人不原谅回头臭男人。有十次一定有一千次。”
俗语：“大富在天，小富在俭。”
一本书名："男人不是人。“
陳俊雄：”有一些男人死都要破坏市场。”
Book: "last time is big eats small. Now is fast eats slow."
俗语："一德，二命，三风水。“
禅师：“杀父母，向佛忏悔。杀佛，向谁忏悔?“
OCBC Bank: "要自足自供。“
SCV Advertisement: "要稳中求进。不要得意忘行。“
Cstan98: "you need not fight for ethics. It only needs to be Proven."
Cstan98: "Balanced Scorecard Queen = body, look, wisdom all 80% & above."
Powerpuff Girls bad villain majojo: "cur-ses."
Powerpuff Girls: "sugar & spice, & everything nice."
S.H.E: “他还不懂。“
Cstan98 2007: "the good news = I am getting married. The bad news = 462 years later when I am 500 years old."
Cstan98: "knock your head if you (female) try to break my 500 years Virginity Vow."
White Period Buddha Scripture: "all females at Later World marry at 500 years old."
陳俊雄： “有一对情侣在快铁大庭广众吻了十二个站。“
陳俊雄：“这么败类 。。。我也要。“
陳俊雄：“女人何必担心。最丑的女人是一个男人。”
一个女人：”人生是什么？“
陳俊雄：“吃素饭。玩素乐。”
陳俊雄："（对女）为什么问别人要不要吃，不问我。（女的问你后）我不要，谢谢。（把她气死）。”
MTV Taiwan 口吃的关告：“去去去去去去。（望天不应。）“
陳俊雄：“我也跟他一样。精神病找不到工作。没想到会变成小天子，小上帝。“
有人说：“我是死王八蛋神，死王八蛋天使 = stupid god, stupid angel.”
One ex-company colleagues slogan: "you may be a peacock today, tomorrow you become a feather duster."
一个G-cup女人： “女人最可怜。男人最可恶。“
陳俊雄：“因为三千妻 = 有些女人三千晚都看不到老公。”
陳俊雄：“因为妓女 = 死都要别人老婆当妓女。“
前辈：“铁国都会因为一个小子而崩。”
鹿鼎记："没有所为英雄。”
陳俊雄: "用我明明上帝的钱要小心。收用我明明上帝的钱又不用要更加小心。”
Story: "One minister put a Country Disaster Funds into own pocket. Then use it small amounts for good deeds."
Story: "The he ends up in Hell no matter how many small good deeds he does. The Country Funds are to save many people."
倚天屠龙记：“武当，少林，娥眉，华山，昆轮，朝庭，魔教。打到乱。”
鹿鼎记：“伟小宝帮皇帝平定天下救百姓，赚到大批钱财和老婆。”
笑傲江湖：“你要小心你的坏掌门人。他心术不正。”
天龙八部：“我对您公主没有兴趣，我的心上人是梦姑。”
陳俊雄："小活佛他连苍蝇都祈福。”
陳俊雄：“如果想成佛，别人妻不可欺。”
Battlefield Earth: "foods magically appear = 7-11."
India farmer workers on Singapore: "money comes out from wall = automated bank machine."
White Period Buddha Scripture: "a big treasure which break into smaller treasures = $50 money note."
Computer Game Space Hulk: "(Human Emperor to Space Marines) Brothers, we must fight for our Race."
Someone: "money is like shits. You give everyone, they become fertilizers for food production."
Someone: "you put all in your room, it stinks like hell."
MTV 妹妹与小狗：“想顺风车，却半路抛锚。”
道家：“精满不思淫，气满不思食，神满不思眠。”
老子说 MV：“天法地。地法人。人法自然。不然你来说。”
Someone: "some people feel the rain, others just get wet."
Cstan98: "it takes 2 bad persons to argue & fight. One alone cannot fight."
Jesus Christ: "love your enemies."
Cstan98: "my current cultivation, I can only love my enemies according to how much good they are."
庭竹 Music Video: "she even loves a car thief. For me if I see goh-goh, I give him 2 black eyes."
Top Gun: "Ministry Of Defence wish to inform you that your sons die in action because they are stupid."
鹿鼎记：“你在12小时不找女人性交，给出你80%的功力，就会喷血而死。”
熊猫：“手淫算不算？反正男人都没有处女膜。”
Cstan98: "all females are actually alike, she is either a problem or a solution."
Female Bible: "all males are actually alike, he is either a problem or a solution."
老婆的孙燕姿测验：“（对老公）孙燕姿比较美，还是我比较美？” Revised from Taiwan Writer.
陳俊雄：“老婆就知道自己怎样。您的老公是会对您说实话吗？不一定要用孙燕姿。”
Bizarro Comic. Private Joke: "General Knowledge & Corporate Punishments are discussing."
Bizarro Comic. "how to deal with Colonel KFC & Major Problems."
Bizarro Comic. "(in hell) I was a standalone comedian. Every night I kill people. Then one night."
易经：“穷 = know everything. 变 = come up new things. 通 = understand everything."
易经：“诸子百家兵法。”
Jesus Christ: "those not against Me is for Me."
Cstan98: "you are either one of us or one of them."
United States: "give me Liberty or give me death."
A book on power: "never outshine your master."
Cstan98: "I like to outshine all my m/Masters, & request all my Disciples to outshine me."
Cstan98: "so that everything progress & improve."
Cstan98: "believe me. I am not one easily to outshine, as I learn from my Disciples also."
Cstan98: "let create Heaven Paradise on this planet Earth."
Someone may say: "Christ/Prophet/Buddha/Sage/Sage-King not here yet."
Cstan98: "what do you want to say to Him/Her when He/She comes."
Scenario A: "Sorry Sir/Madam, we lose the planet in Nuclear Wars."
Or Scenario B: "Welcome to Your Paradise, we have followed Your Teachings faithfully & they work."
Cstan98: "I have less sex drive after not taking eggs in my vegetarian tofu diet."
Cstan98: "without taking eggs in my vegetarian tofu diet, my bad body odours are gone."
Cstan98: "Birds like me better."
Bible: "what you throw out of the door, God will throw in of your window."
Cstan98: "the trick is you need a window & you throw many (Virtues) out of the door."
俗语：“大德行者必得福禄寿。”
俗语：“大德行者必受命。”
Cstan98: "the trick is GREAT Virtues like spreading goods, virginity & no-adultery in free website."
Cstan98: "the basic is Filial Piety & No Adultery like not even masturbation & no pornography."
坏熊猫：“南韩女星自杀。她们的身体都很可爱。不如来新加坡给我玩三个月。“
好熊猫：”（拉耳朵）老婆大人，以后不敢了。“
鹿鼎记：“有古怪。会不会吃到 depression drugs。“
Cstan98: "notice all Korean Stars have very sad eyes."
Channel News Asia: "when a butterfly flaps its wings in Asia, there is a tornado somewhere else."
Cstan98: "oops. Testing 123. Testing 123."
DHL Advertisement: "The B&W CEO eats & sleeps, while his DHL Men brave the Storm to do the Jobs."
陳俊雄: "I am very sorry, someone needs to do the Jobs."
Cstan98: "you back 1 step, I back 1 step. You back 2 steps, I back 2 steps."
Cstan98: "you come back & attack me with full force, I WILL attack you with full force."
My m/Master: "I eat what they eat." (When h/He is given Ginseng Tea, while others have plain water.")
Our Prophecy: "satan will be defeated by a nobody (无明小族)."
Japan Prophecy: "Christ will live with them."
Bible Prophecy: "The Coming Christ will be King of Kings, Angel of Angels, God of Gods."
Buddha Angel: "see with your ear. Hear with your eye."
仙佛：“台湾是仙岛。新加坡是佛国。”
陳俊雄："日本，印尼，澳州应该是那三个伟大国#12290;美国应该是第四个，但是美国应该会和中国打。"
仙佛：“不要决人死路。到处都是险阱。大乱后，会平静一时。不怕你做错，只怕你不做。”
仙佛："Do your Job. Judge should judges, cannot do not kill a serial killer because he is a compassionate buddhist."
古人：“冥冥（明明）中有安排。”
SAF 1-star General: "(on radio communication) This is g/General XXX, get off my command radio net! (all silence)"
SAF 1-star General: "m/Major XXX. I do not care what is your f**king problem, you get your b/Battalion to XYZ now."
SAF 1-star General: "or I make sure you become a private. (m/Major XXX silence)." I learn from the b/Best.
Ultraviolet: "read. Watch me. You are all going to die."
The Chronicles of Narnia. The white witch: "if Aslan wants a war, it is what he will get."
Cstan98: "if satan wants a war, it is what he or she will get."
Peter: "are you with me." Aslan General: "to the Death."
Chronicles Of Riddick: "1 commander, 5 captains, & a lots of necromonger firepowers."
Chronicles Of Riddick: "I bow to no man. But I do want a piece of him."
Chronicles Of Riddick: "if you want to live, you need to keep up my pace."
Chronicles Of Riddick: "follow this. Your crew seems a bit skimpy."
Chronicles Of Riddick: "you make 3 mistakes. First, you take the job. Second, you come light. Third, empty gun rack."
Kiss of Dragon: "Jet Li is top of the academy. He is trained in martial arts, weapons & police tactics."
Kiss of Dragon: "He is decorated 6 times, promoted 5 times. And have never lost a case."
Kiss of Dragon: "He has no wife, no children. His dedication is to his work. He is our best. Which is why it is so confusing."
Soldier: "the best soldier they create, become their worst nightmare."
Top Gun 2IC Officer: "he is a wildcard, totally unpredictable."
Top Gun Iceman: "ice cool. No mistake."
Top Gun CO: "Top Gun rules of engagement is for your own safety. They are unbreakable. One more time you are history."
Top Gun Carrier CO: "you lost your Section Leader 3 times, twice hack by me. 5 control towers & 1 admiral daughter."
Top Gun 2IC: "her call sign Charlie. She has a Ph D in Aerophysics & you need not salute her."
Top Gun 2IC: "you never, never leave your wingman."
Maverick: "I fire when I am god damned ready. You got me!"
Independence Day General: "it is my wish to be by your side, Mr President."
We Were Soldiers Sergeant Major: "if you (CO) go down, we all go down."
We Were Soldiers CO: "Sergeant Major report to me & to me only."
We Were Soldiers CO: "I hope you people like Training. Because I & Sergeant Major, we love Training."
Star Wars: "may the Force be with you."
Star Wars Jedi Master: "use the Force, Luke."
Star Wars Princess L: "I'm on my way."
Star Wars Luke Skywalker: "I feel the Force grows stronger in me each day."
Chad Vader uses the dark side of the Force to get things done.
Chad Vader: "crush the dark empire rebellion once & for all."
Chad Vader: "today will go down as a day well remembered."
Chad Vader: "join me & we will rule the Universe together."
Chad Vader: "it is your Destiny."
Chad Vader: "you fail me for the last time."
Chad Vader: "feel the dark side of the Force."
The Sum Of All Fears US President to Russia President: "Russia President, are you in control of your t/Troops!!"
Dune Honourable House's Prince: "(when facing ruthless house) I will face fear, letting it fly through me & will be gone."