Cstan98 Cooking

<Caveman Cooking is initiated, yes to turn you into a caveman (& a very potent vegetarian one). So that enough males will survive a all-out nuclear wars for human race mating. I do not want to be the only male survivor (then all vegetarian females fight for me to mate). Nutritious.>

1. Caveman Coffee.

   1. Boil water.

   2. Pour 50% boiling water into 3-in-1 coffee (coffee + milk + sugar).

   3. Stir finish to dissolve the 3-in-1 coffee mixture.

   4. Pour 50% cold water into 50% hot coffee.

   5. *you can drink finish the whole cup of coffee, as the coffee is not hot.

2. Caveman Egg Sandwich.

   1. Fry eggs or scramble eggs.

   2. Put dark soya sauce in the eggs.

   3. Put the eggs in between 2 breads.

3. Caveman Instant Cup Noodle.

   1. Put seasonings in the instant cup noodle.

   2. Put in a raw egg.

   3. Pour in boiling water.

   4. Wait for 3 minutes.

   5. Eat.

4. Caveman Instant Noodle.

   1. Put the instant noodle & seasonings into a bowl.

   2. Put in a raw egg.

   3. Pour in boiling water.

   4. Stir & break the instant noodle (to soften the noodle, making it more delicious).

   5. Once all stir & break, then can eat.

5. Caveman French Fries.

   1. Wash POTATOES (of their soils).

   2. Take Out Potatoes' "Eyes". "Eyes" = seeds that can grow into new potatoes, rumoured to be poisonous.

   3. Cut Potatoes With Skins Into Thin Strips. The thinner the strips, the crisper.

   4. Boil Frying Pan with SESAME OIL + SALT + BLACK PEPPER (enough to cover strips).

   5. Fry Potatoes Strips Until Crisp (one potato at a time to minimize sesame oil needed).

   6. Eat with the Sesame Oil Sauce.

   7. **test 1 strip to confirm eatable.

   8. **too little salt = not nice. Too many salt = not nice.

   9. **drink eat the sesame oil also if you are vegetarian to reduce hunger time. Plant oils are good. Animals oils are bad.

   10. **sesame oil will give you "heatiness" sore throat, making you very potent (good enough for pregnant women).

   11. **sesame oil as it speed up blood clotting, you will feel pains at injury cuts.

   12. **eat, cut & fry at same time. To cut down cooking time & quick energy to do more cooking.

6. Caveman Fried Eggs.

   1. **if you eat meat (especially seafood), eat many eggs will give medical stroke.

   2. Boil Frying Pan with SESAME OIL + SALT + BLACK PEPPER (enough).

   3. Fry 8 EGGS (1 a time, or 4 a time).

   4. Eat with the Sesame Oil Sauce.

   5. **the yolk should be fluid.

   6. **some sesame oil contains "added water" to dilute which contains sleepiness ingredients.

   7. **8 fried eggs will make you very potent.

   8. **only vegetarians can take 8 eggs at a time.

   9. **the chickens laying the eggs should be eating vegetables like corn feeds. To prevent dirty meat early ejaculation.

7. Caveman French Toast.

   1. Break 2 eggs into a bowl. Stir. Add pepper & soya sauce (or salt).

   2. Put 1 bread into bowl. Flip both sides so the bread absorb the egg. Can 3 pieces of bread.

   3. Put oil into frying pan. Heat up.

   4. Fry 3 french toast at the same time. After 1 minute, flip the other sides to fry.

   5. Eat with plate & spoon.

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